Welp...herpes.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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