He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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