And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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