the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Randomize
