Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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