Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
PANTIES FOUND
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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