I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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