im gay
i know
yea but for you.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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