I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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