when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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