He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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