Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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