that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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