i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
