so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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