"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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