Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
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