Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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