the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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