we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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