absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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