He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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