There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
So vagazzling was a success
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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