Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
