Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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