my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
