What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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