I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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