I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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