Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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