Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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