is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
my shit smells like andre
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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