I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
if i died would you start the facebook group?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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