Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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