No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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