yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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