It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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