when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I wish you could order shots online.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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