I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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