nut hugger
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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