This house was built for laser tag.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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