I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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