he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
My nipple is on Facebook.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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