apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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