Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
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