your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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