dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
We are two peas in an std pod
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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