brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
why is half of my head shaved?
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