I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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