So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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