thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
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