I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I think I just sharted jello shots
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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